Friday, July 31, 2009

A Racoon Anodize Squid





(It's an anagram for "Corazon Aquino is dead.")

Can-Head.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Monday, July 20, 2009

Friday, July 17, 2009

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Larry Potter Review (Spoiler!)



The saddest thing:
"Michael jackson would have loved this movie..."

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

All I wanted was a Fresca, just one Fresca!



To sum up: That's a long receipt for just one soda.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Flying Home From Las Vegas

I was flying home from Las Vegas yesterday. As we take off, I realize that the TV at my seat doesn't work. So I'm watching movies on my iPod, about 2 hours into the flight. I'm watching the movie "Frost/Nixon." In the movie, David Frost is on his way to interview Richard Nixon and chatting up a girl on an airplane. Suddenly, I hear a pilot announce "We'll be beginning our approach to Los Angeles shortly."

I'm a liitle worried by this announcement, as I had hoped to be returning to New York. A flight attendant walks by, and I ask her "This flight is going to New York, yes?"

"Yes," she replies, looking at me quizzically.

About then I realize that the pilot's announcement was actually on the soundtrack of the movie I was watching, that it was
David Frost on the plane that was beginning its approach to Los Angeles.

"Never mind." I told the flight attendant.

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Goat of the Week



Guest Color: Sarah W.

Saturday, July 04, 2009

Why Is Sara Palins Resigning?



Happy Fourth of July!

(The extra "S" is for Saving!)

Friday, July 03, 2009